Initially, I thought the story would be about someone that had an encounter with God or maybe died and came back to tell the story. I was truly surprise that the fraternity named her God because no human is equivalent to God. I wished that they would have used a different title for the story. The poem is describing Nutella as this strong guy that failed at nothing and always in control. However ,when intimate with God he didn’t have control and ejaculated prematurely. God was disappointed with Nutella  and wrote a poem about their encounter.  Melanie(God)thought she knew him she wanted him to take control of her body and he disappointed her. I liked the poem it made the story interesting. I think Melanie is a tease and wanted to be popular amongst her peers. I was not surprise she was a virgin, girls like attention at this age.